you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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