she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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