the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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