we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
This baby is an asshole
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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