don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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