So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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