How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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