Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
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