You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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