I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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