I love black thongs
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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