idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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