Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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