Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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