I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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