They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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