Heybabeimwearingurpanties
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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