I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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