I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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