make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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