I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I pour the whiskey from now on
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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