Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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