I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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