Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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