It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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