he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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