I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
So I just went to clothing optional bar
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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