Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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