Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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