I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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