Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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