I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
