Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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