Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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