I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Alive.
So much puke
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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