Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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