Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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