I must be too annoying 4 u.
if you like me you must not know who I am
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Farmville is her only friend.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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