Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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