Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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