God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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