mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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