even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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