Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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