I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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