I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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