All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i used baking grease as lip gloss
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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