I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Randomize
