I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
