just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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