that's an acceptable place to lick
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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