Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
My feet surprised me
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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