I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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